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This isn’t just a mug. It’s a warning label for the morning.
Whether you’re sipping justice with your sunrise coffee or spilling tea at night, this glossy ceramic mug brings courtroom-level confidence to your daily ritual. Features our signature AI Baby Judge style — bold, clean, and ready to serve side-eye with every sip.
• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Lead and BPA-free
• 11 oz: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) tall, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
• 15 oz: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) tall, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) diameter
• 20 oz: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) tall, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) diameter
• Blank product sourced from China
☕️ Warning: Judgment may be harsher before caffeine.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Judged Before Coffee – Glossy White Mug
$8.50
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
This isn’t just a mug. It’s a warning label for the morning.
Whether you’re sipping justice with your sunrise coffee or spilling tea at night, this glossy ceramic mug brings courtroom-level confidence to your daily ritual. Features our signature AI Baby Judge style — bold, clean, and ready to serve side-eye with every sip.
• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Lead and BPA-free
• 11 oz: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) tall, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
• 15 oz: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) tall, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) diameter
• 20 oz: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) tall, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) diameter
• Blank product sourced from China
☕️ Warning: Judgment may be harsher before caffeine.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!