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🍼 “Only Baby Judy Can Judge Me” now in tote form!
🌱 Because carrying attitude shouldn’t hurt the planet
This sturdy organic cotton tote brings judgment with a conscience. Part of our viral AI Baby Talks collection, it's perfect for groceries, books, or anything else you need to haul while serving looks.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Strap size: 1″ wide, 24.5″ long (2.5 × 62.2 cm)
• Open main compartment
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• Blank product sourced from India
Carry with confidence. And maybe a little side-eye.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Eco Tote - Only Baby Judy Can Judge Me
$19.99
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🍼 “Only Baby Judy Can Judge Me” now in tote form!
🌱 Because carrying attitude shouldn’t hurt the planet
This sturdy organic cotton tote brings judgment with a conscience. Part of our viral AI Baby Talks collection, it's perfect for groceries, books, or anything else you need to haul while serving looks.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Strap size: 1″ wide, 24.5″ long (2.5 × 62.2 cm)
• Open main compartment
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• Blank product sourced from India
Carry with confidence. And maybe a little side-eye.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
 | BAG WIDTH (inches) | BAG HEIGHT (inches) | BAG DEPTH (inches) | STRAP LENGTH (inches) | STRAP WIDTH (inches) |
One size | 16 | 14 ½ | 5 | 24 1/2 | 1 |
 | BAG WIDTH (cm) | BAG HEIGHT (cm) | BAG DEPTH (cm) | STRAP LENGTH (cm) | STRAP WIDTH (cm) |
One size | 40.6 | 36.8 | 12.7 | 61 | 2.5 |