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Some tees whisper.
This one judges.
Featuring the iconic AI Baby Judge Judy graphic and her signature stare-down phrase, this heavyweight classic tee is made to hold its shape—and its opinion. Perfect for your daily verdicts, side-eyes, or just showing the world who's in charge (even if it's a baby in robes).
Pair it with jeans, sneakers, and a don’t-mess-with-me attitude.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched sleeves and hem
• Tubular fabric for a clean, structured look
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Only Baby Judy Can Judge Me – Classic Unisex Tee
$13.50
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Some tees whisper.
This one judges.
Featuring the iconic AI Baby Judge Judy graphic and her signature stare-down phrase, this heavyweight classic tee is made to hold its shape—and its opinion. Perfect for your daily verdicts, side-eyes, or just showing the world who's in charge (even if it's a baby in robes).
Pair it with jeans, sneakers, and a don’t-mess-with-me attitude.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched sleeves and hem
• Tubular fabric for a clean, structured look
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |